And Here’s Why:
I don’t know if you can tell, but the driver of THIS taxi don’t need no one telling him what to do, or where to go, or what a RED LIGHT means. If he wants to watch women’s Olympic Handball while, no, wait, there’s a channel change/lane change, no, not sitcoms…commercial…commercial…HONK…o.k. um…women’s handball again….FINE, women’s…SWERVE…handball it is…well by gosh far be it from ME to tell a man when and when he can’t watch television. I’ll just sit back quietly and pretend that I could not care less about dying. After all, we would be ending on a high note. We were at the beach all weekend.
And what a great time it was! We stayed at a bunker with wallpaper small motel…
…which was right, RIGHT off the water, which also means right, RIGHT off the swarms of people and the various sea life those people eat. It was cool to be part of this world for the weekend. I don’t need to mention here that we lived off of pizza.
Afore Mentioned Various Sea Life:
And just to clarify, that’s shark, sea penis, and two entire schools of fish.
K
J
